Ever wondered how to go about retrieving a lost phone from behind a radiator?
Good job we're here, isn't it?!
On this week's Poetry in Motion podcast, Neil is joined by another Neil, Jones, and Joe Rimmer - and Joe has had a terrible 48 hours.
Listen as he regales us with his tale of woe - although at least he did make an interesting discovery along the way.
Of course there is football talk as well, and lots of it. The games with Everton, Bournemouth and Stoke are dissected, and we look ahead to Sunday's visit to
The Land of the Giants The Hawthorns to face Tony Pulis' set-piece kings.
Nothing to worry about there, surely?
Arsene Wenger is perhaps the only man around who had a worse Monday night than Joe Rimmer, and we discuss the Arsenal manager's current plight - as well as asking the crucial question; just why would you boo at a game of football?
Neil's not been booed for a while, he says. Believe him?
All that and plenty more besides. We hope you enjoy!