One of the most important questions in an office has got to be 鈥渨ho wants a brew??/p>
But the minute that question is asked, is the minute you learn who your colleagues really are.
Because in every office there are different types of characters, forced to come together for that sacred 鈥榖rew round鈥?
From the colleague who is constantly seen with the tray in their hand, to the guy in the corner who hides behind his desk at the mention of a hot drink, yet slips his mug on to the tray.
So the Echo wants to know which character in the brew round are you?
So which type are you?
The one who doesn鈥檛 drink hot drinks
You are the guy or girl who sits at their desk and feels no joy or excitement as the brew tray is passed around. Frankly if anything you feel annoyed, as you answer for the 23664742 time 鈥榥o thank you鈥? because no-one remembers that you don鈥檛 drink hot drinks.
The one who never makes brews
You are the one who sits at your desk, sliding down your chair as the tray comes round, pretending to be 鈥榚xtremely busy鈥?so you couldn鈥檛 possibly make any-one drinks.
The one who has the speciality tea
You鈥檙e the picky one that everyone can smell a mile off because the aroma of your 鈥榝lavoured hot water鈥?/p>
The decaf weirdo
You鈥檙e the one who just confuses the brew round.
The one who asks for it strong
Your mug could be mistaken as the black hole.
The one who asks for it milky
You are basically a child who just wants hot milk but you are still trying to pretend you are an 鈥榓dult鈥?
The one who always makes the brews
You either have a caffeine addiction, which you are covering up with your generosity, or you just don鈥檛 want to do any work. Or you are just a nice person...
The one who chooses to go to the office hot drink machine instead of making one
You would rather drink out of a plastic cup the size of a thimble than go to the effort of making a brew.
The one with all the condiments on their desk
You have amassed a collection of free sugars and sweetener sachets on your desk, that you never use, but pass around the office when requested because your THAT generous.
The one who accepts a brew but then leaves most of it
You鈥檙e the one who feels pressured to just say yes when anyone asks 鈥榙o you want a brew鈥?in fear that if you say no you won鈥檛 be asked again.
The one who says no and then goes off and makes their own
You鈥檙e just selfish.
The one who sneaks back to the kitchen to 鈥榝ix鈥?their brew
You are too nice to tell Sandra in the office that her brews are rubbish, so you will hide your brew behind your back as you walk back to the kitchen to fix it.
The one with the filthy mug that is embarrassed to put it on the tray
You tell yourself that you will wash it 鈥榥ext time鈥?and apologise every time as you put it on the tray, but you still want the drink, so you just swallow your pride.
The one who never buys the milk for the brew round
You had all the good intentions of making a brew round, but then you open the fridge and see there is no milk and swiftly sit back down, because no drink is worth that amount of effort.